Porn is a dream factory. Where else can you get Sara Stone (Rebecca) and Monique Alexander (Diane) to appear in New Sensations‘ parody of “Cheers” when their characters didn’t even share screen time in the original show? Also: they’re naked.
If only the “Star Trek” parodies had featured Captains Pike, Kirk, and Picard – nah, they still would have sucked. Still, Sara Stone’s Rebecca, who seduces Woody (Mr. Pete) after the latter gets Sam’s (Joel Lawrence) little black book, seems to have flesh in the places Kirstie Alley wishes she had it. Am I being weightist and insensitive? I am sorry; it is how I feel. Distribution of weight is important to me.
Evan Stone‘s Cliff (“We strive to always put Evan in a moustache,” said director Lee Roy Myers) and Mr. Pete’s Woody were particularly effective in the parody, which suggests that “sometimes you wanna go where everybody blows a load.”
· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
