September 2, 2009 | 9 Comments

"70s Show – A XXX Parody": A First Look

While we were busy obsessing over “30 Rock – A XXX Parody” and “The Sex Files – A Dark XXX Parody,” New Sensations was working hard to put out yet another parody porn masterpiece: “70s Show: A XXX Parody.”

The feature streets on September 21 (less than three weeks away!), and though we don’t know the exact details of the plot (except that it seems to involve lots of sex, lots of weed, and a Kiss show), or just what wacky, sexy adventure the gang will get up to, we do have this awesome photo set. And let us just tell you: it looks super, duper hot. And we are loving some of the porn doppelgangers they’ve lined up: Rachel Love makes an impeccable Kitty, and Ralph Long—who’s been everyone from “30 Rock”‘s Pete to the janitor from “Scrubs”—seems simply born to play Hyde.

After seeing these photos, there’s really only one question left in our minds: how, exactly, are we supposed to wait 19 days to see this movie?

"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookNew Sensations (newsensations.com)
"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookDonna (Brooke Banner)New Sensations (newsensations.com)
"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookDonna (Brooke Banner) and Eric (Patrick J. Knight)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookDonna (Brooke Banner) and Eric (Patrick J. Knight)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookDonna (Brooke Banner) and Eric (Patrick J. Knight)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookDonna (Brooke Banner) and Eric (Patrick J. Knight)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookLaurie (Ashlynn Brooke) and Kelso (Anthony Rosano)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookLaurie (Ashlynn Brooke) and Kelso (Anthony Rosano)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookLaurie (Ashlynn Brooke) and Kelso (Anthony Rosano)
New Sensations (newsensations.com)
"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookLaurie (Ashlynn Brooke) and Kelso (Anthony Rosano)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookDonna (Brooke Banner) and the roadies (Justin Magnum, Bo Banner, and Ethan Cage)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookDonna (Brooke Banner) and the roadies (Justin Magnum, Bo Banner, and Ethan Cage)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookDonna (Brooke Banner) and the roadies (Justin Magnum, Bo Banner, and Ethan Cage)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookHyde (Ralph Long) and Jackie (Missy Stone)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookJackie (Missy Stone)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookJackie (Missy Stone) and Hyde (Ralph Long)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookJackie (Missy Stone) and Hyde (Ralph Long)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookJackie (Missy Stone) and Hyde (Ralph Long)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First Look>Kitty (Rachel Love)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookKitty (Rachel Love) and Red (Steve Smith)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookKitty (Rachel Love) and Red (Steve Smith)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookKitty (Rachel Love) and Hyde (Ralph Long)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookPam (Kaci Starr)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookPam (Kaci Starr)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookPam (Kaci Starr)
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"70s Show - A XXX Parody": A First LookPam (Kaci Starr)
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  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    I can’t tell for sure, but if I’m right about those pictures, I’m disappointed they went for a blonde Donna instead of a redhead.

  • spody

    “Rachel Love makes an impeccable Kitty”

    I’ll say! Too bad the same couldn’t have happened for “Red,” though I am pleased to see 1970s singing sensation James Taylor is now doing porn.

  • Anonymous

    The strawberry blonde is donna, the platinum blonde is his ss main fellows sister, the permed blonde is the mom. A real mom I’d like to find. I dont normall go in for pornographic films but his piques my interest

  • Jay-C

    At this point, they could have gotten the real Danny Masterson…he probably wouldn’t say no…

  • Anonymous

    Fail: Just because you bought some wigs at the dollar store that look a bit like the hairstyles on the show, doesn’t mean your cast looks anything like the original characters.

  • Mazda Eric

    Brooke Banner looks EXACTLY like the chick from that 70′s show! fantastic :P also, not to complain as i do love a lot of the sarcasm and jokiness behind these parodies, is anyone else a little tired of this “A XXX Parody” series yet? Maybe I’m just tired of the poor titles :P

  • MalzyWheels

    What? No Bob and Midge?

  • Anonymous

    who’s playing the mila kunis role?

  • MindTricked

    While I’m mostly loving the casting here, those are some… questionable… wigs (looking at you, Brooke Banner).