For far too long women have been oppressed by men, unable to bear their naked breasts to the world whenever they please. While men can flash their manboobs wherever they see fit, women all over America are forced to cover up.
Well, not anymore! French-born race car driving enthusiast and pop singer turned iconic cult leader Claude Maurice Marcel Vorilhon, more commonly known as Raël to his followers, has hereby officially declared this Sunday, August 23rd as the second annual National GoTopless Day!
That’s right, folks! All across this land in cities like Miami, Portland, Venice Beach, Chicago, New York, and Maui brave alien worshiping women will join forces with average nonconformists in baring their breasts for freedom. Now what could be more American than that?
Ladies, feel free to send us your thoughts. We will have correspondents on both coasts keeping a watchful eye on these extraordinary pioneers as they blaze the trail of bare chested liberty from sea to shining sea.