"Teagan Vs Jenna" Makes For Ultimate Monday Morning Showdown

Only the mind of a diabolical evil genius would make us choose between luscious Teagan Presley and mouth watering Jenna Haze. Damn you Robby D, for putting is in just that position!

He’s gone and taken the five hottest scenes he’s ever shot of these girls and put them in one volume of his Handheld Pictures for Digital Playground, pitting them against each other in a head on collision of sticky goodness—winner fucks all style.

An epic battle of these proportions is too much for a single human mind to comprehend. It’s bigger than Godzilla versus King Kong, bigger than Bear versus Shark, bigger than AVN versus XBIZ.

How can we be expected to choose between two of our favorite pint sized starlets when we just about lose our minds every time we see either of them hard at work? Both girls easily win our hearts over the minute they slink out of their clothes and onto a throbbing prick. Teagan is a dream with a juicy cock in her tiny mouth and pixie porn princess Jenna Haze leaves us with a longing ache bent over and crammed full of a cock meat. If anything the girls are like two sides of a sexy coin, both equally sexy, both equally capable of blowing our minds.

Luckily for us (and you) we don’t have to pick one.

“Teagan vs Jenna” comes out next week from Handheld Pictures and Digital Playground. Consider us your pornographic Switzerland.

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Tags: Digital Playground, Gallery, Handheld pictures, Hardcore, jenna haze, Pornstars, Robby D., Straight, teagan presley

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dirtybacon

When Teagan first hit the scene, I wasn’t totally crazy about her… but my opinion definitely changed and I’m one of her legion of fans…

On the Jenna side, it hasn’t happened yet.

Still, the asses on these girls, I say god damn!
indiepixels

With Jenna it was lust at first sight. Teagan took a bit longer, but not much. Having all the scenes on one DVD definitely ups the convenience factor and the Stroke count!!!
Anonymous

These may be the hottest scenes that Robby D has ever shot of Jenna Haze, but in terms of the overall hottest, I don’t think these measure up to the ones in her Darkside video.
Uli_Kunkel

This is an interesting comparison, and one that I think really is about the greatest US pornstar of the 2000s.

I have to say, when Teagan first came out, she gave Ms. Haze a run for her money – ass that was absolutely incredible, and she had burn the house down performances, a good many of them anal. But looking at the overall arc of their respective careers, there is an easy winner IMHO, and that is Jenna. I can’t honestly think of another performer that after the greater part of a decade still is as fresh as the day she first came out. Plus, she has stayed all natural, doesn’t look strung out and seems like she’s really enjoying herself. What more can a smut peddler ask for?

EDIT: Sweet mother of God, just look at pic 10 for an amazing exhibit A.
WalterPater

No offense intended Dirty, but I honestly can’t comprehend not being in love with Jenna Haze.
MindTricked

It took me a bit to get truly warmed up to Jenna, but hot damn I love watching that woman work (but not during her girly-girly years). (Oh, and that ass… *Homer drool*)

Teagan I enjoyed since the beginning. (Oh, and that ass… *Homer drool again*) Her decision to get implants hurt my overall enjoyment of her, but she’s extremely enjoyable.
hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

Both girls are probably in the late teens/early twenties as far as favorite pornstars. But if I had to choose one over the other, I’d probably choose Teagan over Jenna. And it’s not because of the boobs (though I occasionally feel like I’m the only person in the world who just doesn’t care about fake breasts).
Anonymous

Man, I guess I’m not up on my Teagen. I had no idea she got implants. What a bummer. I liked her little titties.

I like Teagen better. Jenna Haze annoys the shit out of me. But at least jenna kept her little titties. Bravo.
Super_fly

Teagan used to be waaay hotter. now all that plastic, no thank you
Anonymous

It’s bigger than Alien Vs. Predator…
Anonymous

Jenna rocks the chapeau, but Teagan rolls in the gold outfit.

This one’s too tough to call…