Kimberly Kane And Ashlynn Brooke In “The X-Files: A Dark XXX Parody”

Just as Fox Mulder wanted aliens to be real, we keep hope alive that adult parodies can be legitimate expressions of the pornic arts. That’s why we are curious as a randy chupacabra about this “X-Files” parody.

Starring Kimberly Kane as Dana Scully and the dreamy Anthony Rosano as Mulder (with the magically delicious Ashlynn Brooke going back to her dark roots temporarily to play a demoness), “The X-Files: A Dark Parody” was conceived as an actual “X Files” episode but with sex, taking place in the time in the series when Gillian Anderson’s Scully became pregnant and fans wondered if she’d been Muldered and Californicated.

Why does this excite us? Because this is geeky fan fiction with a porn twist just as much as it is a marketing ploy.

And like the Sam and Diane of the FBI, people wanted Mulder and Scully to get their X on. The two characters get together in the movie’s climactic scene – and it’s not a dream sequence.

One thing that is the stuff of fantasy is Ashlynn Brooke’s rack.

“She has the best fake boobs I have ever seen,” said Kane.

“The X Files: A Dark Parody” will be released in September.

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  • Lux Alptraum

    Agreed on Ashlynn’s boobs. I was shocked when I noticed the scars–I totally thought they were the real deal.

  • Anonymous

    Damn- in that wig, Kimberly Kane *IS* Scully! I never realized how similar they look. But can she pull off that dry Scully attitude?

  • Kishi

    Mulder would approve.

  • Gram Ponante

    Like a delightful Northwestern mop, Kimberly Kane is both wet ‘n’ dry!

  • Mazda Eric

    Anthony Rosano is stunning too, saw him do a scene with Jacy Andrews (it’s somewhere up in TnAflix) and it’s so hot.

  • skooch

    Kane is perfect as Scully. I had to look three times to tell if that top picture was Kane or Anderson. And Kimberly looks fantastic with red hair! Wow!

  • WalterPater

    My god, Kimberly Kane does a good Scully. Is there any limit to the woman’s talent?

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    It looks like we are now one step closer to my ultimate porn parody.

  • MindTricked

    Y’know, when I read the press release about this early this afternoon, they said they (basically) got a dead-ringer for Gillian Anderso, and they just needed to make her hair red… and WOW but they weren’t lying. Kimberly Kane for the motherfuckin’ win.

  • Anonymous

    I just hope they have the iconic “I want to believe” poster up on the wall in the background!!!

  • Anonymous

    Kimberly Kane really does look spectacular there. I’ll always have a warm place in my heart for Gillian Anderson after that Rolling Stone cover of her in bed with David Duchovney. I’ve loved the redheads ever since…

  • Mazda Eric

    last night, before tucking myself in, i prayed to god for an x-files themed adult film, starring a sexy, long-legged red head. and now those prayers have been answered :) i bet the plot will be more coherent than last year’s x-files sequel

  • Anonymous

    Always wanted to see a hot X Files porn with Scully getting some serious action- and Kimberly Kane looks hot as hell in the role- hope we’ll get several scenes of her getting a severe intense banging!

  • Anonymous

    I’m very much a Gillian Anderson fan and the fact that Kimberly Kane looks like she has got Gillian down pat on those pics will make this movie very hot for me to watch! It’s a fantasy come true….

  • Anonymous

    Kim has the perfect dispassionate look on her face for Dana Scully. This movie is going to be hot for someone who’s a real fan of Gillian Anderson.

  • Anonymous

    Kimberly should keep the red hair look for her future movies- very hot!!!!

  • kimberlykane

    I’m still dreaming in Scully!

  • kimberlykane

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  • Anonymous

    Kimberly, I and many others can’t wait to see you in this movie- you look so like Gillian Anderson there it is unreal! Can you drop any hints at what we might see you as Scully getting up to? And are you gonna keep that sexy red hair for a bit?

  • WalterPater

    This post has now been featured at the top of Fleshbot longer than any other can remember (and deservedly so!).

  • kimberlykane

    I can tell you that if you’ve ever wanted to see Mulder & Scully relieve their sexual tension graphically!! Then I highly suggest you see this movie! One of the BEST sex scenes ever! :)

  • Anonymous

    Wondering if Kim gets to relieve some tension with anyone else in the movie besides Mulder? Sure hope so….though gotta say that scene sounds HOT!