Spike Offers Seven Pornstars You Can Take Home To Mom

Spike Offers Seven Pornstars You Can Take Home To MomWere we to bring a pornstar home to Mom, we’d probably say, “Hey Mom, meet this awesome pornstar!” Then again, our mother is very liberal (look what her daughter does for a living!).

If your mother is not quite so liberal, however, you might find some use in Spike’s list of 7 pornstars capable of passing muster at your family dinner table. If you could actually manage to convince them to come home with you, that is (we have a feeling Stoya might be otherwise occupied).

· The Top Seven Porn Stars You Can Take Home to Mom (spike.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

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  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    That’s actually not a bad list.

  • Conrad

    Stoya has always seemed like that girl.

  • Uli_Kunkel

    Not bad – I’d definitely add Asia Carrera to that list.

  • MindTricked

    Stoya? Only if you’re not Jewish (I keed, I keed). But seriously… Asia Carrera would be a definite add. Sasha? I think she’d actually scare your mother. My fave, though, would be jessica drake – I’d so run away with her, put a ring on that finger and bring her home to Mom.

  • The HZA.

    What, no Ashlynn Brooke?

  • Anonymous

    This is a seriously nice list! I’d also throw in there our other Supreme Comandress, Joanna Angel, and Nina Hartley (how is Nina not on that list!?).

    Although this is all moot . . . if watching the CNBC porn doc last night with my mother is any indication, she’ll never be able to accept a pornstar, not even the most amazing and perfect one.