July 10, 2009 | 4 Comments

MILFs Meld With Teens In Apocalyptic New Porn Title

Coming July 29: Vivid’s “I Was a Teenage MILF.” Coming July 30: Armaggedon. (Hey, that’s what happens when you bend porn genres beyond all possible recognition.) (avn.com)

Tags: , , , , , ,

Author:Lux Alptraum

View all posts by Lux Alptraum →
  • Conrad

    I know it’s just a cheap trick of photoshoppery, but I like the feel of the old school movie poster.

    Edit: and the boobs.

  • crackblind

    Am I the only one amused by the fact that they’ll show boobs on the poster but they do the * thing with the word “Fuck”?

  • Anonymous

    When I first saw this I thought it might be like a Freaky Friday switcheroo thingamabob- MILF and [legal] teen switch bodies by accident, now the MILF is all teen-boppy and sex shy with her surprised mature man, and then has to deal with being a MILF to said teen’s best friends . . . and the teen is freaking the boyfriend out because of her maturity and newfound sex skills . . .

    Doesn’t that sound so much more interesting than “a seductress out to take a younger woman’s man”? Or has it already been done before?

  • WoreItWell

    Yay for “All 3-Way Scenes”