July 9, 2009 | 5 Comments

Hot For Teacher: Teacher Accidentally Sends Students Home With Porn

Talk about headlines ripped from our fantasies: a California teacher is in hot water after a DVD she created for her students was discovered to contain footage of her masturbating.

(Of course, in our fantasy, all the students are of legal age, and after the footage is discovered, everyone has a big orgy. Why can’t real life be more like that?)

· Teacher sends kids home with sex tape of herself (metro.co.uk)

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  • Anonymous

    Damn, I was hoping for the tape. You were too, don’t lie.

  • MindTricked

    I’m decently surprised the dvd (or, rather, the GOOD part) hasn’t been uploaded somewhere. Surely at least one of the parents is web-savvy enough to share his/her treasure.

  • atlas

    i wonder whats going to be on the new dvd they send home.

  • aw3str1k3r

    5th graders need explaining? While I can’t speak from personal experience, I recall stories my sister told me about her 4th grade classmates.

  • Anonymous

    I think some of the parents should be counseled. They should be told it’s not okay to be horrified about sex. Seriously, the dvd could not have been that traumatic for the kids.