Have you heard the news? Apple has approved an iPhone app with naked ladies! Yes, the days of a boob-free app store are long gone: now that parental controls are in place, it’s open season for dirty content.
But what kind of dirty content will there be? So far, the only 17+ app is Hottest Girls, a slideshow, of, well, hot girls in various stages of undress. Nice as it is, we’d love to see something a little more hardcore hit the app store—and we’ve got a whole bunch of ideas for what those apps should be like. So to all you wouldbe entrepreneurs: get out your pens, and prepare to meet the idea that’s gonna make you a millionaire.
Fyre TV for the iPhone. Fyre TV offers access to a constantly growing database of streaming porno movies. What if you could tap into that database with your iPhone? It’d be pretty awesome, wouldn’t it.
RubMyClit 2.0. Back in the dinosaur days of the iPhone, an intrepid soul put together an iPhone-friendly web app that gave you the chance to get a girl off. It was popular then, and with a few tweaks, it could be even more popular now. Replace the illustration of a vulva with an actual, factual girl; offer different choices of girls to stimulate…and maybe some different methods of stimulation…and you could have a real winner on your hands. It’s like an interactive porno, only better (hopefully).
Upcoming releases. Many studios already release iPod-friendly trailers. What if you could arrange for said trailers to automatically download to your phone—like magic? Sign up to be notified of releases from your favorite studios (or even just favorite video lines), and never be uninformed again. Even better: enable one-click purchasing, allowing you to easily buy whatever vids tickle your fancy.
Integrated XTube. YouTube is already set up on to work on the iPhone. Imagine if someone created a similar set up for XTube or [insert your favorite tube site here]? Ooh, the possibilities.
Sexy skins. An erotic theme for your iPhone desktop, complete with naked lady wallpaper, erogenous zone icons, and orgasmic sound effects. Imagine if every time someone called you, your phone moaned in ecstasy? (Okay, granted, this app would probably appeal mostly to frat boys—but frat boys are people too. People with money.)
And those are just some of our ideas. We can already feel the millions rolling in…what would you like to see on your (real or imaginary) iPhone?
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