Remember This Face: Porn’s Next It Girl

Take a good, long look at this picture—because the next time you see this girl, she may very well be on her way to being porn’s next top performer (or so we’ve been told).

The twenty-year-old, who’s so new she hasn’t even picked out a porn name, was just signed by Aunt Gertrude (director of Teravision’s “Sex Offenders”). We hear she’s half-Greek and half-Swedish, outgoing and intelligent… and really eager to shoot her first scenes. Just the way we like our ladies!

Be warned, nameless porn girl: we’ll be keeping an eye on you…wherever you end up.

· the new “it” girl (xcritic.com)

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  • Anonymous

    On the second picture she almost looks like Krystal steel with black hair.
    Or am i crazy?

  • WoreItWell

    Christ, I wish this girl would contact me so I could name her. I’ve been sitting on the most perfectly awesome and pretentious porn actress name that is a surefire winner.

  • Anonymous

    HEY! Thats not Andy! wait, what… of course.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Norwegian, not Swedish, but what of Vidkund Jizling?

  • Gram Ponante

    Uh Uh. I bought naming rights for the next twenty It Girls, and no one has taken Sassy McSassypants yet.

  • Leigh81387

    guys, i went to high school with her! she’s such a sweetheart and so beautiful. small world.

  • Anonymous

    isn’t she just totally gorgeous!!!!? i am very excited and proud to be able to represent such a wonderful girl!!!

    also, tonight i will be announcing another fresh beauty who i am representing as well so, stay tuned!

    xxxo

  • pwing

    How about “Tasha Tempest”?