June 19, 2009 | 3 Comments

Kaci Star Tosses Salad Like A Champ

If you ask us, there’s nothing quite as satisfying as a freshly tossed salad—and Kaci Star definitely knows her way around a pair of salad tongs…if you know what we mean.

(Translation, for those who didn’t know what we mean: that Kaci Star girl sure knows how to eat some ass. Boy howdy!)

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  • Conrad

    So, my wife has this habit of saying “I’ll “blank” your ‘blank.’” When we are talking about things we come across in our day to day. We were looking at salad tongs one day, and not knowing what they were, I told her they were for tossing salad. She responded with a good ol’ “I’ll toss your salad,” in her traditional sarcastic tone. The look of horror on the clerks face was priceless.

    She was unaware of the sexual reference at the time, but has since learned. Despite not practicing it. grumble grumble grumble.

  • MattChance

    Whoops, this is missing the last 30 seconds of video. Care to re-upload it?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Kaci Star eats the brown-star? That’s… That’s cannibalism. Or incest. One of those.