June 17, 2009 | 13 Comments

Have You Seen This Car?

This is Joanna Angel. This is her Escalade, which was recently stolen. If you see it, please alert Joanna! (For more pictures of the car (and the girl), mosey on over here). (twitter.com)

UPDATE: Joanna reports the car has been found!

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Author:Lux Alptraum

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  • .357

    First off, I know I can’t be the only Jalopnik who occasionally goes onto Fleshbot. Also, Lux, you are awesome. (Just thought I’d say that now.) And finally, this is too bad. Getting a car stolen, whether you are a pornstar or not has to suck.

  • Anonymous

    There’s a car in these pictures? Jees, as a Jalp, I should be able to find it. I’ll keep looking.

  • leavethegun-takethecannoli

    Is that “I am Ninja” peeking out from the nav-unit?

  • Anonymous

    “Fleshbot”? You don’t say! What good luck, another site for car nuts! Here, for example, is an article concerning the high performance tires made by the Pirelli Tire Company.

    Golly I wonder if they have any articles on performance upgrades. I’m especially interested in a supercharger for my Miata to improve my quarter-mile time. I’ll just type in “drag,” “blower,” “header” and “rear end” into their search box.

  • leavethegun-takethecannoli

    What would lube-job yield in search results?

  • MushyHeirloom

    It’ll get me on her good side, right?

  • Anonymous

    I love Joanna’s tatoos. Need a tag for tatoo.

  • Lux Alptraum
  • wætherman

    Man that is one ugly grill. The exterior paint needs retouching. And the headlights are headlights are not what I would call “high-intensity.” Not to mention that the interior is what can only be described as well-used.

    I don’t know why the Escalade would want to come back.

  • leavethegun-takethecannoli

    @undefined: @Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: @Lux Alptraum: Alright, condensed version, I got a COTD, but I busted Pete’s chops, and so now they won’t give me a star. Crazy, right?

  • Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it

    Wait, someone wanted an EXT??? I say let em keep it!

  • TorkLugnutz

    Dude Where’s My Car: XXX

  • Anonymous

    Alright ill be the first to say it: that girl is GROSS! She looks like a crack whore street walker.