On this day, twenty-three years ago, our illustrious Supreme Commandress Stoya was born. At the time, Porn Valley didn’t understand the momentousness of the occasion—but years later, it’s impossible to overlook the impact that day had on porn.
Your noble editors have tried, at times, to pinpoint the exact source of Stoya’s irresistible charm. Does the key to our fascination lie in her milky white skin? Her long, lithe body? Her sewing skills? Her obsession with Twitter and mastery of geek chic? Her brains? Her beauty? All of the above?
The answer will probably continue to elude us for years to come—but we’ll certainly enjoy the process of muddling it over, again and again (preferably with naked pictures of Stoya very close by at all times).
Stoya, we hope that you’re turning 23 the same way you do everything else: with style, grace, beauty—and preferably a glass of lychee liquor and Sprite in hand.
· Stoya (stoyaxxx.com)
· Stoya’s Twitter (twitter.com)
· Images of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
