Andy San Dimas, Certified Star Fucker

Well, we’ve finally figured out how we’re going to seduce Andy San Dimas. And all it will take is just five easy steps! Observe our devious plan:

Step One: Become a famous musician.

Step Two: Make sure Andy San Dimas is a fan of our music.

Step Three: Lay a trap for Andy San Dimas, tempting her to steal our CDs from a bathroom.

Step Four: Confront Andy San Dimas in said bathroom.

Step Five: Let the sexing begin!

We swear, it’s totally foolproof. Come on, it worked for Mick Blue!

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  • Conrad

    Sounds foolproof to me. After the first two, it’s more just a matter of being in the same place at the same time.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Mick Blue channels Uli Konkel. Andy San Dimas channels every role Evan Rachel Wood has ever played. ADV: Mick Blue.