If we’re being honest here, we’ll have to admit that we prefer our Supreme Commandresses to remain unattached—it makes it way easier to imagine a future in which bigamy is legal and that Stoya-Joanna-Fleshbot wedding finally takes place.
So we’re feeling pretty affected by the rumor that Stoya might have traded our affections for those of the former Mr. Von Teese, Marilyn Manson. Can it really be true? Oh Stoya… just say you’ll still marry us anyway, once they finally make it legal for people to marry websites.
· Stoya Dating Marilyn Manson? (genesisonline.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
