June 3, 2009 | 6 Comments

Uhura Vs. Uhura: The Battle Begins

Porn Uhura Jada Fire has long been an esteemed Fleshbot Crush Object—but her mainstream counterpart Zoe Saldana is looking pretty fine, herself. Tell us; which lovely lady would you like to have in charge of your communications system?

Zoe Saldana is Sexy in Esquire (thenipslip.com)
Zoe Saldana is Sexy in Esquire (thenipslip.com)
Zoe Saldana is Sexy in Esquire (thenipslip.com)

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  • dirtybacon

    Zoe, no contest.

  • dirtybacon

    maybe this should be some kind of battle, with all the current parody porns… Real vs. Porn.

    I’ll take real uhura over porny uhura and real liz lemon over porny liz lemon… but the rest may stray to the porny side.

  • WalterPater

    Zoe Saldana’s a fine-looking woman, no doubt, but she doesn’t ooze nasty like Jada does. I also doubt she has as much fondness for pegging as Ms. Fire, though she’s welcome to prove me wrong…

  • Anonymous

    Damn, Scotty I said beam in there not up!

  • Anonymous

    I am getting old.

    I forgot!

    Zoe gets my vote!!!

    She was hot looking in the Star Trek movie. They had to put some eye candy in there for the guys since all the females are going ga-ga or whatever over Kirk and Bones.

  • The Harlot Queen Likes The Word Strumpet

    Um, I vote Nichelle Nichols.