Name That Shlong—And Win A Prize!

Sure, as a connoisseur of adult film, you’ve seen a lot of penises: but how well do you know penises from other parts of the animal kingdom? In partnership with the Sundance Channel, we’re giving you a chance to show ofr your P.Q.—and win a prize, too.

The picture to the left shows Isabella Rossellini (of “Green Porno” fame) amongst a variety of animal penii. Can you identify the highlighted one? Leave your guess in the comments—and if you pick right, you’ll get the chance to win a prize from Sundance.

So what are you waiting for? Get guessing! (And if you need a little help… this gallery should give you some clues.)

· Name That Schlong (sundancechannel.com)

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  • Anonymous

    Guppy!

  • Snowbunny

    I believe it is the weiner of a guppy.

  • HotMovies4Her

    They’re right. it’s totally a guppy. this is weird.

  • atlas

    i guess is a guppy :/

    also, why hello there mr. sea lion ;)

  • Anonymous

    Guppy it is! Those highly reproductive critters.

  • essin_em

    That’d be a guppy. Interesting…and kind of creepy.

  • Anonymous

    Guppy for sure

  • Anonymous

    guppy. you would think that with a penis like that they would have far less offspring. Maybe it’s just me.

  • Anonymous

    That would be the double-headed guppy prong! Should I be embarrassed that I recognized it on site?

  • Anonymous

    This is a guppy, although they must have had to squint so hard to see it.

  • Anonymous

    slurp that guppy

  • Anonymous

    Guppy

  • Anonymous

    guppy!

  • SaintStephen

    Gup, Gup, Guppy!

  • Anonymous

    Guess what I’m thinking about this late nite, give up? A ‘Guppy’s’ you know what!

  • Venus Muffinpants

    It is a guppy! Very creepy indeed o_O

  • Anonymous

    “Tis a guppy’s tallywhacker!

  • Anonymous

    Definetly a guppy

  • Anonymous

    Its a guppys’ gobstopper.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a manly guppy unit.

  • Anonymous

    guppy