May 22, 2009 | 3 Comments

Mariah Carey’s Nipples Can’t Wait For The Weekend

We don’t know about you, but we’ll be spending the entirety of this holiday weekend lying on the beach, topless (in our imagination, at least). It looks like Mariah Carey might have similar plans—and her nipples are so excited to get free, they’re practically busting out already!

· Mariah Carey See Through (taxidrivermovie.com)

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  • Snowbunny

    I feel weird oogling her because she always acts like a 12 year old in a gorgeous 30 year old body. Like Tom Hanks in “Big,” only with more unicorns.

  • MindTricked

    I don’t feel weird ogling her at all, simply because I’ve had a crush on her (off and on) since 1990, when I was in my senior year of HS and she appeared with her Vision of Love. Of course, I preferred her pre-hoochie, but I’m funny that way.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    So, if Lux were blogging her Memorial Day weekend “things to bring” list — a la her sport-centric counterpart Daulerio — would we be seeing SPF3000 on hers?