Tori Lane Reminds Us Of The Important Things

We’ve seen some pretty bad porn titles in our time, but this may be one of the absolute worst. Following in the footsteps of “Scary Movie,” “Date Movie,” and “Dance Flick” comes… (wait for it…)…

“Anal Sex Movie.” Just that, just… “Anal Sex Movie.” We’d try to give the creators credit for some sort of witty, knowing nod to the Wayans Brothers, but we suspect that someone was just battling a fit of writer’s block when they came up with this one.

But then again, Tori Lane does turn in a sizzling performance…so why are we so worried about the title again?

· Buy “Anal Sex Movie” (gamelink.com)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Obviously, the Generico label has expanded into film, namely porn. Expect future titles such as “Eats Pussy”, “Sucks Dick”, & “Rims” to be on shelves in future.

  • Anonymous

    As long as it lives up to its name, I’m sure everyone will be happy.