This past weekend, we went to check out the new “Star Trek” movie (the non-porn film). In between the explosions, we kept thinking the same thing: “Man, if only this were a porno.”
Well, we may not get the chance to see that impossibly beautiful “Star Trek” cast getting it on, but at least Hustler has assembled another, equally sexy Enterprise crew to strip down and get sexed up. Yes, kids: “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” comes out tomorrow—and we’ve got a sneak peek at the action, right here, right now.
It may not be the first “Star Trek” porn out there, but we’re pretty sure it’s easily the best. With Jada Fire as Uhura taking on Kirk and Spock at the same time, crew member Aurora Snow taming the wrathful Khan with her talented ladyparts, Codi Carmichael jumping Bones’s bones, Jenna Haze giving Spock the what for, and—last but certainly not least—Vulcan Sasha Grey getting logical with Captain Kirk…well, really, could it possibly get any better than this? We’re not even sure what the plot is, but with a cast like this, we’re not sure we care.
“This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” streets tomorrow, May 12. Go boldly where no one else has gone, right here in this exclusive gallery.
· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)
