Bananas Are A Girl’s Best Friend

Vibrators die, dildos can be destroyed, and don’t even get us started on the drama that lovers can cause—but as long as a girl has her trusty banana in hand, she’s never really alone.

Forget what the song says about diamonds—fruits and vegetables are way more helpful for a girl in need. Just ask our new friend right here: we doubt a diamond ring would make her anywhere near this happy.

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  • dirtybacon

    How does anyone masturbate to that stupid music?

  • atlas

    stupid? more like best music!

  • Anonymous

    what a gorgeous pussy…

  • M4gast0n

    Pro tip: Much like during the potato famine, there is only one major variety of banana which is grown. To prevent crop failure, very large amounts of pesticide and fungicide are sprayed on them, considerably more so than many other common vegetables.

    Protect your private places and wash fruit well, and wrap it if at all possible! Cute video!

  • ceilingFANBOY

    Perhaps it is a sign that you have been looking at too much porn when you see a video on fleshbot and realize that you have seen it years ago……nah.

  • frank.worth

    Aiyyo good people at Fleshbot: can we get an “Orgasm” tag started, specifically pertaining to the female variety? (Hers looks legit, IMHO, though I wish we could hear it.) I don’t hold it against y’all that they’re rare here: if anything we see them on Fleshbot more often than in the general world o’ pr0n. But it would be nice if y’all had a tag so we could find them when they do show up. Best, RR.