Playboy Gives Us “M*sic To F*ck To” (And Steals Away Our U’s)

We’re sure you know what it’s like: you’re getting ready for an evening of ridiculously awesome action, only to turn to your iTunes playlist and realize that your beats are anything but fresh.

What’s a wouldbe Casanova to do? Head to the internet and hit up Playboy’s website, where “M*sic To F*ck To” is waiting to provide the so*ndtrack to yo*r sex. Playboy will be releasing one sixty minute track per month (available for download as a—DRM free!—download).

First up: Viennese duo Tosca, who provide a little preview of their upcoming album, “No Hassle.” Future recordings will feature Larry Tee, Bloody Beetroots, Heartbreak and DJ Skribble as well as anyone else who’s “blowing up in the clubs.” (And if you’re not into music that’s “blowing up in the clubs, well, we guess you’re on your own on this one.)

· M*sic To F*ck To (playboy.com)
· Image courtesy of Playboy (playboy.com)

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  • Snowbunny

    I’m going to stick with “Sound of Music,” it’s been working like a charm for me so far. The hills ARE alive, oh yes.

  • Snowbunny

    @Lux Alptraum: I didn’t know what that was, so I googled it, and it was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Why you would have that anywhere near your music library is beyond me, but I just want to let you know that I still respect you.

  • Anonymous

    I’m guessing “It’s On” by KoЯn is not on the list? for shame.

  • ChokeHerGently

    Slam her guts to the strains of Sven Tanyorn’s “Midnight Yodeling” off his album “Bjorn In The USA”

    Nothing like hearing a swissman’s voice careen off the snowy alps while punching your love’s insides.

  • MindTricked

    I could easily fill a CD with nothing but certain Prince tracks. Put that sumbitch on repeat, grab some Gatorade and it’s ON for marathon sexin’ session.

  • The HZA.

    Massive Attack’s Mezzanine. GG.

  • fragile

    dear playboy, your id3 tag is broken:

    Elizabeth Lowell,
    Beautiful Dreamer 02/09,
    Books & Spoken,

    wtf?