“Seinfeld” Vs. “Seinfeld XXX”: A Comparison

If we had to pick a popular sitcom to pornicize, it probably wouldn’t be “Seinfeld.” But we aren’t New Sensations, who are turning the show about nothing into a porn about something very hot.

New Sensations has already impressed with their XXX takes on “The Office” and “Scrubs”—so it’s no surprise to see that they’ve lined up a stellar cast of porn doppelgangers for their erotic reimagining of “Seinfeld.” Take a look to see how the pornstars match up to their mainstream counterparts.

(Oh, and before you ask: “Gorge” and “Noman” are nonsex roles, and no, we have no idea why Sasha Grey and Sadie West are playing themselves. Maybe famous comedians like “Gerry” pass the time palling around with pornstars?)

Seinfeld: Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld)
Seinfeld XXX: Gerry (James Deen)

Seinfeld: Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
Seinfeld XXX: Elaina (Kristina Rose)

Seinfeld: George (Jason Alexander)
Seinfeld XXX: Gorge (Steve Pomerantz)

Seinfeld: Kramer (Michael Richards)
Seinfeld XXX: Crammer (Eric John)

Seinfeld: Newman (Wayne Knight)
Seinfeld XXX: Noman (J. Walker)

Seinfeld: Susan (Heidi Swedberg)
Seinfeld XXX: Suzanne (Natalie Norton)

Seinfeld: Soup Nazi (Larry Thomas)
Seinfeld XXX: Porn Nazi (Evan Stone)

And the obligatory additional female roles:

Regina: Ashlynn Brooke

Video Clerk: London Keys

Teri: Cassandra Calogera

Sasha Grey: Sasha Grey

Sadie West: Sadie West

And, because New Sensations loves us, here’s a little bonus gallery of some of this parody’s hottest talent. Enjoy!

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  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Awesome! I’ve always had a thing for Elaine [especially after watching that episode when she left the sultry message on Jerry's answering machine], and to (potentially) get a chance to see her character get drilled by James Deen would be phenomenal. I imagine he would be deemed quite spongeworthy.

    [Though I do think Julia-Louis Dreyfus, even today at 48, is hotter than the person they picked to play her. I mean, did you see her on the cover of Shape? Holy Festivus.]

    [extratv.warnerbros.com]

  • evan7257

    No Puddy?
    Plus, wouldn’t the man hands episode make a shemale scene utterly perfect?

  • MalzyWheels

    So, this is going to be a porn about no porn?…Something like that.

  • Lux Alptraum

    I, personally, am wondering if Regina is supposed to be a play on the Dolores/clitoris gag–when I first watched that episode, I totally thought her name was going to end up being Regina.

  • SonOfDad

    Evan Stone as the Porn Nazi? Holy shit, that is tits.

  • bdve

    Is the “Elaine” Spanish? Attention to detail or accident?

  • Anonymous

    Where’s Buck Naked?!?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Who told you to put the balm on?

  • The HZA.

    I am confident this won’t suck.

    Well it will suck in the right ways.

  • Anonymous

    It’s a porn about nothing!