"Seinfeld" Vs. "Seinfeld XXX": A Comparison

Apr 21, 2009 | Posted by Lux Alptraum

If we had to pick a popular sitcom to pornicize, it probably wouldn't be "Seinfeld." But we aren't New Sensations, who are turning the show about nothing into a porn about something very hot.

New Sensations has already impressed with their XXX takes on "The Office" and "Scrubs"—so it's no surprise to see that they've lined up a stellar cast of porn doppelgangers for their erotic reimagining of "Seinfeld." Take a look to see how the pornstars match up to their mainstream counterparts.

(Oh, and before you ask: "Gorge" and "Noman" are nonsex roles, and no, we have no idea why Sasha Grey and Sadie West are playing themselves. Maybe famous comedians like "Gerry" pass the time palling around with pornstars?)

Seinfeld: Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld)
Seinfeld XXX: Gerry (James Deen)

Seinfeld: Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)
Seinfeld XXX: Elaina (Kristina Rose)

Seinfeld: George (Jason Alexander)
Seinfeld XXX: Gorge (Steve Pomerantz)

Seinfeld: Kramer (Michael Richards)
Seinfeld XXX: Crammer (Eric John)

Seinfeld: Newman (Wayne Knight)
Seinfeld XXX: Noman (J. Walker)

Seinfeld: Susan (Heidi Swedberg)
Seinfeld XXX: Suzanne (Natalie Norton)

Seinfeld: Soup Nazi (Larry Thomas)
Seinfeld XXX: Porn Nazi (Evan Stone)

And the obligatory additional female roles:

Regina: Ashlynn Brooke

Video Clerk: London Keys

Teri: Cassandra Calogera

Sasha Grey: Sasha Grey

Sadie West: Sadie West

And, because New Sensations loves us, here's a little bonus gallery of some of this parody's hottest talent. Enjoy!

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)

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