We’d ILF Victoria Valentina, Any Time, Any Place

TILFs, or Teachers I’d Like To Fuck (not to be confused with Telemarketers I’d Like to Fuck, or Teamsters I’d Like to Fuck) mark the next post in the inevitable ILF-ifcation of our society.

In the future, our doctors will all be DILFs and our pilots PILFs, our bankers BILFs and our firefighters FILFs. Granted, this system is guaranteed to cause a tiny bit of confusion, when countless bankers find themselves assigned to work at bakeries—but hey, all progress has its pitfalls.

(And if you’re looking for someone to blame for this trend, we suggest the lovely Victoria Valentina—as you can see from this clip, a woman this sexy takes an “ILF” with her wherever she goes. Clearly, she’s to blame for the downfall progress we are about to experience.)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Uh… Teamsters? Really?

    Should I alert the bosses at the Union office down the block from my house?

  • MindTricked

    I was under the impression that TILF was “teens (or whatever) I’d like to fuck. I guess in an alternate reality (read: The World of Porn), both abused and mostly untrue acronyms can exist.

    Of course, get your teachers, get your teens, and have a TILF-travaganza. Or something.