“Nina Hartley’s Guide To Simultaneous Orgasms” (It’s Not A Myth)

April 16, 2009
AURYN-PENDRAGON

When we first got our hands on "Nina Hartley's Guide to Simultaneous Orgasms," we were like: "Oh great. Nina Hartley's Guide to Finding Unicorns?" But truth be told, we were blown away by this DVD.

First of all, Nina Hartley is fucking adorable. She's smart, charming and genuinely cares whether you (that's right, you who are reading this right now) have amazing sex. While you're watching the first scene in which married couple Devon and Marcus have a threesome with Nina — talking, explaining and laughing all the while — you wish that you could have her around every time you wanted to fuck your lover, to give you words of encouragement, a vibrator and a bit of oral stimulation. And wouldn't you know it, after a number of very real orgasms on Devon's part, all three achieved the heretofore fabled simultaneous "O".

Nina's co-host, Kayden Kross, is unbelievably sexy and well-spoken — cooing that she has no problem with simultaneous orgasms because she's pretty much having orgasms all the time. (Lucky ~~bitch~~ beautiful multi-orgasmic woman.) The scene with her and Erik Everhard is panty-soaking. (Maybe you don't wear panties, but you get the picture.) The chemistry between the two is perfect, and Kayden is pretty much cumming the entire time. If these two looked any more enthusiastic and turned-on — well, I don't think they possibly could, so there you go. And they too come at the same time, and it's fucking hot. Sweet jesus christ.

In conclusion, if you are looking to learn intelligently explained techniques to employ with your lover to enhance your sex life, you need this DVD. If you are looking to jack off to a hot porn with stars who are genuinely enjoying themselves, you need this DVD. And if you are one of the Doubting Thomases who need to see the simultaneous "O" to believe it, you definitely need this DVD. It's even better than a unicorn, we swear.