Kelly Madison proves you can lust after someone over 30, though trust is still difficult.
Dirty 30's 8
Director: Kelly and Ryan Madison
Cast: Brandy Edwards, Hunter Bryce, Brittany O'Connell, Claire Dames, Ryan Madison, Kelly Madison
Review by: Gram Ponante
The five scenes in the Madison couple's "Dirty 30's 8" simply do not have enough Kelly Madison in them. I want Kelly Madison to at least be sitting in a corner while her husband bangs someone born in the 1970s, that's how much she lights up the room with her sassy boobulousness.
But Madison is in only one scene (the best of the bunch) and merely makes a cameo in another. The rest of the movie made me think of the Madisons' neighbors to the north, Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick, who have also shifted the fucking-girls-on-camera duty to the husband.
It is not like Ryan Madison seems like a weasel or douchebag. In fact, he seems low-key and charming and deeply in love with his wife, as I am. But it is Kelly that fans are here to see.
And it is in that first scene, where Kelly, who is 41, entices Claire Dames, 27, into a trailer, that I wondered why the movie was part of the "Dirty 30's" series. Maybe the editor or sound guy is in his 30s. Is there nothing I can believe in?
The Madisons are efficient filmmakers who always throw in just enough setup to ensure viewers don't feel wretched for watching porn. And the remaining scenes in the movie, featuring Brittany O'Connell, Hunter Bryce (as an ambitious personal trainer), and Brandy Edwards (as a carpet merchant), are all solid and within age-range but, sadly, mostly Kelly Madison-free.