April 18, 2009 | 2 Comments

What Advertisers Will Resort To In This Economy

What Advertisers Will Resort To In This EconomyLouis Vuitton knows he needs to step it up to sell over-priced kicks in this economy. LV’s new ad campaign boasts this provocative picture that might get a few pairs of shoes off their shelves.

Not only does it feature Kanye West — who everyone either loves or loves to hate — it features Kanye’s hot naked girlfriend. And do you know who the hot naked girlfriend is? Amber Rose, ex-lesbian model. So what is this ad saying to us? Something along the lines of: “These sneakers are so fresh that they have the power to convert lesbians who will subsequently be so impressed by your incredible style that they will faint dead away, naked, in your lap.” Yeah.

· Via: The Insider (theinsider.com)

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  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    You know, this ad is probably not going to help support Kanye’s claims that he is exclusively heterosexual.

    Even if we disregard any kind of idiotic, homophobic comments that his haters might make [for example, statements along the lines of "only gay guys know how to coordinate their shoes with their belts" ], the fact remains that Kanye seems to be attracted to women [/beards?] who are not only of the lesbian persuasion, but who seem to possess quite masculine features, including Wentworth Miller-esque buzz-cuts.

    And trust me, I’m not trying to say that it would be bad if Kanye would happen to be Bi or Gay. I mean, as soon as I saw him wearing those beautiful LV shoes, I jizzed in my pants. Twice. I just think the man should be as open with his audience as his girlfriend’s vadge is with the porn world.

  • Anonymous

    “Ex-lesbian” is such a strange term . . . unless it’s coming from her mouth or had some reparative therapy. Whatever happened to the word “bisexual”?

    Also, it’s nice to see a bald/buzzcut chick in the spotlight.