April 10, 2009 | 4 Comments

Live Out Your Fantasies With A Fantasy Creature

Ever fantasized about a night of passion with a big, burly dragon? Dreaming of taking a roll in the hay with a gryphon? Bad Dragon is here to make your dreams (sort of) come true.

What is Bad Dragon, you ask? Why, asex toy company specializing in marital aids “for people who want to indulge in fantasies of their favourite species either in private, or with others.” Extra emphasis on fantasy: the bulk of the members represented in the Bad Dragon dildo line belong to creatures of the imaginary persuasion—so you can be sure no animals were harmed in the crafting of these dildos.

· Bad Dragon (bad-dragon.com)

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Author:Lux Alptraum

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  • Anonymous

    May I try before I bi, or can I get a FREE sample bag of goodies, everyone says to try before you bi so………….?

  • Anonymous

    Fascinating! Coolest company I’ve seen since Divine Interventions.

  • Anonymous

    Not to be a furry hater here, because I do think some of their designs are neat, but I’ve got a few concerns. Their FAQ mentions “bubbles,” and not to worry about them. I’m fairly certain silicone should be degassed before pouring in the mold to prevent this. I’ve never seen a Tantus product with bubbles, for instance.

    Also, the silicone sample kit description says “Want to try out that new silicone based lube and don’t want to risk it on the actual toy?” You really shouldn’t use silicone lube with a silicone toy, period. That’s why it really worries me that they sell plain old, super-lubed Durex condoms for putting on their products. The lube on most condoms is silicone based, which is why a lot of sex educators would tell you to buy the non-lubed variety.

    The bubble issue isn’t really one of safety, but if you must fuck a hippogryph, buy some water-based lube.

  • Anonymous

    I’m convinced that the one with the cumtube is solely so that the one without the cumtube is seen as entirely normal:

    “I’m thinking of buying a dragon dildo.”
    “Oh. Hmm. But not one of those kinky squirting ones?”
    “No. They’re too weird.”
    “Yeah.”