Free Janine (And Look At Her Naked!)

A few months back, Janine Lindemulder got herself into a tiny bit lot of trouble with the IRS. Apparently the federal government wasn’t pleased with Janine’s lax attitude towards taxes, and shipped her to jail.

But the story doesn’t end there. Never one to just lie back and take it, Janine made sure to get a new website up and running before she was behind bars. The site—cleverly titled FreeJanine.com—has the backstory on Janine’s tax troubles, as well as a clock counting down the days until Janine gets out of jail. Paying members get access to tons of fresh content of Janine, all shot before her jail days (so much for our hopes of cell block erotica), plus access to Janine’s thoughts from jail (apparently she’s allowed to blog), and the knowledge that your membership fee is helping pay down Janine’s debt to the state.

As far as causes go, it’s no Free Mumia—but then again, we don’t remember Mumia Abu-Jamal ever showing us his tits.

· Janine Lindemulder (freejanine.com)

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  • gandalfthegay

    “Never one to just lie back and take it…” That totally just made my day. And jail, you say? Gives the quote new meaning and a “superhero look-up-at-the-sky-with-hope” sorta feeling.

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    Love Janine, hate having to pay for the paysite just to read the blog. Not that the videos and everything else aren’t worth it.

  • Anonymous

    I sure hope when she gets out she does a Janine In Prison re-enactment DVD.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    But like Mumia, Janine is no less guilty of the crime of which she is accused. A lesser crime, but still, guilty.

    & now I have to ask: why do mobsters & porn performers always end up getting busted not for their day-to-day activities*, but tax evasion? They stay out of the reach of John Law, but get tripped up by some pencil-neck in accounting at the IRS? They are so smart, S-M-R-T!

    *With the exception of Max Hardcore, who did get busted for obscenity. Even if his gonzo porn is as Floridian as Apple Pie.