April 8, 2009 | 6 Comments

But What About The Facials?

In a move that, well, we’re mildly confused by, the Oregon House has passed a bill making it illegal to douse someone with semen, categorizing the act as a second degree sex abuse crime.

We’re assuming that this law only effects non-consensual semen-dousing, and not, say, consensual bukkake scenes. For as our dear friend Clayton Cubitt has said, “If we outlaw bukkake, only outlaws will bukkake.”

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  • Anonymous

    Hmmm. Reminds me of Russell Brand and “Seagulling!”.

    But seriously- when will our legislature stop making new, overly-specific laws in response to some bit of news, instead of letting our current laws take care of it?

  • Anonymous

    Unconstitutional under Lawrence v. Texas?

  • pepelicious

    So, if I witness someone committing this crime, and don’t report it, am I guilty of accessory?

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Oregon Girl
    Done Bukkake ’round the world
    But I’ll never again shoot on the face
    Of an Oregon Girl

  • Anonymous

    “A person commits the crime of sexual abuse in the second degree [when that] if the
    person:
    …
    (b) For the purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexual desire of the person or another
    person, intentionally propels any dangerous substance at a victim who does not consent
    thereto.”

    there you go

    [www.leg.state.or.us]

  • bdve

    Does the idea that a facial is now kind of technically sort of illegal make it hotter?

    Oh! Does it also count like, if you’re pulling out and dribble a little? Some cops are kind of jerks about things. That’s how sodomy was deemed legal in Texas (then the nation! NEXT THE WORLD! er…sorry…) a few years ago.