Well, it looks like Hustler isn’t the only one planning to release a Star Trek parody porn this year: Antigua Pictures and Muffia.com are teaming up to release “Star Trix: Deep Penetration” on April 28.
Thankfully, there seem to be enough differences between the two releases to help the discerning porn consumer decide between the two. “Star Trix” (which was originally released as scenes on Muffia’s Naked Movie website) is a throwback to an earlier style of porn parody: the action takes place on the U.S.S. Intercourse, helmed by Captain Dirk and his crew (which includes members with names like Boner McJoy and—sigh—Uhora). We’re also told that “this is truly one spoof where the sex doesn’t get left behind,” which we’re assuming means that it’s very light on plot.
“This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” on the other hand, promises to be a faithful porn translation of the original series, with expensive sets, cheesy special effects, a newly shorn Evan Stone as Captain Kirk, and, yes, Sasha Grey as a Vulcan.
We know which release we’re gunning for—but really, between Jayden James, Taylor Star, and Ryder Skye in “Star Trix,” and Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, Jada Fire, Codi Carmichael, and Aurora Snow in “This Ain’t Star Trek”… well, you can’t really go wrong with either one.
· Antigua, Muffia.com Turn “Star Trix” (avn.com)
· Star Trix: Pt One (muffia.com)
