March 31, 2009 | 15 Comments

“Star Trek” Vs. “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX”: A Comparison

Last week, Hustler announced their intentions to boldly go where many had gone before, and shoot their very own “Star Trek” porn: “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.”

Well, a week later, the sets have been constructed, the costumes designed—and, most importantly, the cast has been set. But how does Hustler’s band of adventurous starfarers compare to the original crew of the NCC-1701? We’ve put together a side by side comparison, so you can judge for yourselves.

Kirk

Star Trek XXX: Evan Stone
Star Trek: William Shatner

Spock

Star Trek XXX: Tony DeSergio
Star Trek: Leonard Nimoy

Sulu

Star Trek XXX: Ero Sennin
Star Trek: George Takei

Bones

Star Trek XXX: Cheyne Collins
Star Trek: DeForest Kelley

Scotty

Star Trek XXX: Anthony Rosano
Star Trek: James Doohan

Khan

Star Trek XXX: Nick Manning
Star Trek: Ricardo Montalban

Uhura

Star Trek XXX: Jada Fire
Star Trek: Nichelle Nichols

Nurse Christine Chapel (maybe)

Star Trek XXX: Codi Carmichael
Star Trek: Majel Barrett

And, of course, what porn parody would be complete without some completely invented female characters?

Ruth: Jenna Haze

Chandra: Sasha Grey

Marla: Aurora Snow

· This Ain’t Star Trek XXX set report (hustlerworld.com)

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  • Lux Alptraum

    NB: I can’t believe Evan Stone cut his hair. Also, I totally called Jada Fire as Uhura.

  • Anonymous

    So is the Asian going to actually have a sex scene or what?

  • BBsinead

    Did Evan Stone really cut his hair? It’s was so amazing!!!

  • dubman

    I think Ruth, Chandra, and Marla could all be takes on “Mudd’s Women”… so, we’ll have Fem-bots!

  • Anonymous

    Leonard Nimoy is hotter.

  • winkingskunk

    Nice Scotty side by side comparison photos.

    James Doohan looks like his heart is breaking due to the photo next to him.

  • sam991

    I never before imagined how good Evan would be as Shatner. Not even Kirk, just Shatner.

    “Spock! I.. can’t believe… how… erect i am!”

    Made of awesome. Hustler’s saving grace in turbulent times may well be their sense of humour.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, please, oh please let Sulu have a sex scene! He’s actually the hottest one out of the bunch to me.

  • MindTricked

    Okay, I wasn’t feeling this one originally… but now, I’m intrigued, if for no other reason than three of my favorite pornstars are in it. Of course, Evan Stone is beyond perfect casting, Jada Fire’s a given, and Nick Manning as Khan is perfect as well.

    Shame about Bryant Tsuji not getting any “screen” time, though. Opportunity missed, in my opinion.

  • Anonymous

    i’m so glad evan stone cut his hair.. i was totally not a fan of it being as long as it was.

  • Anonymous
  • Brian47

    What? They completely missed out on casting someone as Yeoman Rand, Kirk’s very young love muffin in early season one? Holy hell! That coulda been Bree Olsen or Penny Flame…

  • Anonymous

    Wait a minute . . . it used to be Bryant Tsuji as Sulu, now it’s Ero Sennin- which is it? Did they change their casting?

  • Anonymous

    Ah I’m a great Star Trek fan for decades. Never bought porn but im really thinking of just trying
    this. Has anyone any experience with hustler paysites? I found all Star Trek XXX pages over here Do you guys think its worth it?

    Here a direct link to all episodes of Star Trek XXX

    You’ve got to admit, Huster did a fine job finding these pornstars

  • Snatchalot.com

    LOL I really hope there is a scene where they beam down on the planet and theres the one guy (usually with a red shirt) who gets offed by a Vaginan Fly Trap!