March 25, 2009 | 4 Comments

MILF Madness Continues—And We’re Putting Our Foot Down

Look, we know that Zoo is a British publication, but we still think they need to be held to the same standards as Americans when it comes to determining who is and isn’t a MILF.

To wit: a nineteen year old girl is not a MILF, no matter how many infants she may have given birth to. Nineteen year old girls—even nineteen year old mothers—are what the industry refers to as “barely legal;” and a world in which a woman can somehow simultaneously be barely legal and a MILF, well, it’s a world we don’t want to live in.

That said, those hot British mums really are quite fetching, MILF or no.

· Britain’s Sexiest Real Mums (zootoday.com)

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  • evan7257

    While I agree, technically, if she were a mother, she would be a MILF. Yet also, since age 19, barely legal. Is it not possible that such a scenario would square the pornographic circle, so to speak?
    I’ll leave such thoughts to the porno philosophers. Or Pornosopohers.

  • Lux Alptraum

    Perhaps I should qualify: MILF began as a term to celebrate, ahem, sexy older women–i.e. a woman old enough to be your mother, not somebody’s mother. Applying the term to any mother–even one who’s nineteen–takes away the “celebrating sexy older women” part, which changes, and degrades, the term.

  • MindTricked

    Technically-speaking, yes, she is MILF (Mother I’d Like to Fuck). Being someone’s mother and being desired by someone qualifies a woman. That being said, historically- and logically-speaking, she ain’t nobody’s MILF, damnit.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I will not find us past the point-of-no-return until a twenty-years-old gets tagged a Cougar. Unless it’s a BYU or U. of Houston coed. That’s allowed.