March 20, 2009 | 10 Comments

Next Up For Stoya: Porno Snow White?

Given that Stoya’s got skin as white as snow, hair as black as night, and lips as red as blood, we’re kind of shocked that she hasn’t already been cast as a porno Snow White.

Digital Playground, you have your work cut out for you. We expect to see “Dwarves: An Erotic Retelling Of Snow White” any day now.

· Stoya and Pirates! (bizarremag.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

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  • artusamak

    One photo and three sentences that leave San Fernando Valley creativity in the dust. Lux: please direct!

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Oh, I don’t know… Given your description, Stoya could become the unofficial third member of the (on hiatus?) White Stripes. At least, be the video-girl.

  • sam991

    I, personally, would like to read 40 pages on what beautiful girls Stoya would like to fuck and why…

  • fragile

    Stoya in a fable with seven dwarves?

    but how is she going to dodge double or triple penetration?

    six gay dwarves!

    “You can put it anywhere you want.”
    (Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions)

  • fragile

    Plan B:

    Snow White : Evan Stone

    and the seven female dwarfs : Stoya, …

  • Athensjail

    Would you be willing to remake Wesley Willis Songs? Wheaties. Breakfast of Champions.

  • Anonymous

    I am not a fan of Evan Stone. He reminds me of Fabio. Maybe that is hot to 40-50 something soccer mom’s, but as a young woman he is kind of too old and early “90′s” for me. Sure, I enjoy women so it’s cool to see an endless stream of beautiful girls, but just ONCE, I wish the guy was even a little bit hot. (read as – not leathery as hell w/long greasy hair, red faced, on steriods and over 30). Why are the only hot guys in porn gay?

  • stoya

    and i’d like to add that that interview was pretty heavily edited… for instance, i would never want to remake a ‘disney’ anything… disney ruins fairy tales.

  • Anonymous

    I was under the impression she wanted to try dp, correct me if I’m wrong, but on the other hand I can also think of no reason she hasn’t had the oppurtunity (seriously, stoya is so damn hot)

  • Anonymous

    I just hope they make it like the Cheryl Smith 1977 classic Cinderella.