You Can Pry Sarah Palin Porn From Larry Flynt’s Cold, Dead Hands

Maybe we’ve forgotten Sarah Palin, but the rest of the world still longs for her—or at least her porno doppelganager, Serra Paylin. Yes, Lisa Ann is donning her Palin suit and shooting a sequel.

And not just any sequel, but one that involves Hollywood. We’re not sure why, exactly, the Alaskan princess would move her way down south, or what kind of motivation she’d have for fucking her way through the entertainment capital of the world—but who needs logic? We’re talking about porn! Look for “Hollywood’s Nailin’ Paylin” in stores this summer.

Oh, and if you had any doubt that Hustler will be milking this Sarah Palin fetish ’til it’s long past dead:

Why another Palin movie now?

“We’ll keep doing it as long as we can get away with it,” said Hustler exec Jeff Thill.

We’ll stop complaining when we get our copy of “This Ain’t The West Wing XXX,” starring Serra Paylin. (Come on. You know it’s in the pipeline.)

· Flynt Plans Another Sarah Palin Spoof (avn.com)

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  • pweasels

    It is imperative that we keep trivializing Sarah Palin with all the resources at our command, lest somewhere down the line she be taken seriously as a politician. We have to make sure no-one can ever think of her without thinking of ridiculous publicity stunts, ludicrously bad acting and self-righteous posturing. Thank you, Hustler, for making the world a safer place for democracy.