Tina Tyler Catches, Releases

"He's got no idea what he's in for," muses Tina Tyler, feasting her eyes on a victim in "MILF Magnet 3." And, since we haven't seen Tyler in predator mode in years, neither do we.

Tyler has not appeared in front of a camera in three years but, in advance of a long vacation that she has been planning for years that starts in April, she has returned to the talent pool as a full-fledged cougar. Her mark was the performer CJ Wright.

"I had the pleasure of CJ, who, according to his Yahoo group (and my vagina) is the next big thing," Tyler said. "I have shot him so many times that I just had to have him. My only complaint is the scene wasn't nearly long enough. I brought three tapes, but [Mercenary Pictures owner Lexington Steele] kept insisting we only needed one..."

Tyler's scene with Wright is fun. Showing up at the office to pick up a copy of a movie Tyler shot him in, Wright tells her that he thought he might just hang around the office and "bug" her and Lex.

"You want to bug me a whole bunch?" Tyler says.

And the game is afoot. Tyler demonstrates her legendary blowjob skills on Wright, who then proceeds to work on the snow-white Tyler's unshaved southern region, twisting her this way and that.

"You do whatever you need to get traction, Baby," says the accommodating Tyler. Because she's Canadian, she's a giver.

It is fun to see Tyler in front of the camera again, if only for a short while. We'd gladly let her flounce around our house to her heart's content if only she wouldn't leave.

· Mercenary Pictures (lexsteele.com)
· Tina Tyler: Only immoral for a limited time (gramponante.com)
· Buy "MILF Magnet 3" (gamelink.com)