“I Love Redheads” More Addictive Than Class 4 Narcotic

That headline may just be the understatement of 2009. The industry's premier redophile was given crack cocaine New Sensations' latest release, "I Love Redheads," last weekend. We haven't seen or heard from him since...until now.

They say that admitting you have "a little problem" is the first step to recovery, but in this case it's just the tip of the iceberg. Let's just say that we have absolutely no will power when it comes to real redheads, that they're like our kryptonite, with their milky befreckled skin and luscious fiery locks, and that the nacre shimmer that surrounds them like silky moonlight is more enchanting than the most potent witch's brew imaginable. When they screw, their hungry moans lyrically weave together into a seamless tapestry of entrancement, ensnaring our senses in their mindnumbing siren song. Oh, you think we're kidding? Yeah, right. Have you ever watched Faye Reagan getting fucked hard?

New Sensations is the devil. Their latest release stars Kylie Ireland, Dani Woodward, Riley Shy, Katja Kassin, Faye Reagan, Marie McCray, Scarlett Fay, Kiki Vidis, Leighlani Red, Dani Jensen, Jayme Langford, and Brittany O'Connell—or in other words, just about every single hot redheaded porn star we ever wanted to screw. With twelve full scenes on a special 2 disc collector's set, running nearly five (count 'em five!) full hours, there's really only one question we have to ask: are they trying to kill us?

"I Love Redheads" ships out today (just in time for St. Paddy's!). Please let us know if you see Fleshbot contributor & fire pie addict DCypher. After sharing his thoughts on these mystifying, magical redheads, he's disappeared once again.

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)