March 16, 2009 | 3 Comments

The Boob Machine: All The Boobs You Could Ever Want To Grab

We enjoy grabbing boobs at every opportunity—but we usually prefer to use our hands, not some scary metal claw. Still, we’d be happy to see one of these boob machines at our arcade. (buzzfeed.com)

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  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    What would they brand those as in this country, were the ersatz tit to become a staple of the flim-flam of the Magic Claw? Onions? Honey-buns? Shellfish?

  • Anonymous

    Am I the only one to Notice the name of the machine is Tora^3? as in Tora, Tora Tora! The signal used to launch the attack on Pearl Harbour…

    Boobs coming from the sky to menace puritanical America!

  • Anonymous

    I love that it’s next to a Winnie-the-pooh claw machine… I don’t know which one the kids would rather spend their money on.