March 16, 2009 | 3 Comments

Jenna Jameson Gives Birth To Twins, We Refrain From MILF Jokes

Much as we miss seeing Jenna in porn, we’re happy to hear she’s found something else to make her happy: yes, kids, Jenna is officially a mother to two twins. (avn.com, thumbnail)

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  • sam991

    Congratulations, Jenna!

  • ChokeHerGently

    Yay! The kids have already been scheduled for collagen, botox, and a lobotomy. Just like Mom! Living with some oafish MMA fighter knocking you in the skull everynight, you make some ill decisions like…procreating. Jenna went from the almighty exalted queen of porn to the skeletal duck billed Donatella Versace of the adult industry. Harsh? Sure, but I will never forgive her for her kissoff to the industry at the AVN’s. The Porn Queen chair is still vacant (Tera who?) and the whole world is just waiting for Sasha Grey to take the throne.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    This is the sign Milf Madness has finally gone too far. Even in a perfect situation for alluding to one’s Milfability*, the speaker will refrain. It’s become too prosaic, too mundane to have that certain tenor, certain pitch. Declarations of Milfing fall on deaf ears, now.

    /single tear

    *The working title for the Idlewild song (“Roseability”).