March 16, 2009 | 6 Comments

50 Cent Releases Sex Tape To Humiliate Rap Rival

Remember when rap battles ended in violence and death? Well, we never thought we’d say it—but we miss those days. Seriously, anything is preferably to 50 Cent in a wig narrating a sex tape.

We would try to explain the whole thing in greater detail, but it’s really something best seen for yourself. Just be warned: once you watch the tape, you can never, ever have those thirteen and a half minutes of your life back.

· 50 Cent Narrates Brooke (Rick Ross’s Call Girl?/ Baby Momma Sex Tape)[Full Tape] (worldstarhiphop.com, via nerve.com)

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  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    I didn’t think my respect for 50 cent could drop any lower. I was wrong.

  • bmeboy

    i dont understand this at all.

  • DontFearTheReaper

    What da? Who Da? Whyyyyy!!!!!!!

  • MindTricked

    I think it’s a master stroke (heh) on Fiddy’s part with regards to this beef that no one outside of Fiddy and Rick Ross care about. How does one come back from something like this?

  • westartedthis

    my hose is about to explode right now.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    This actually makes the murders of ‘Pac & B.I.G. that much more senseless. The rivalry, there, reached one of its most heated points after Pac boasted “[he] fucked [Biggie's] bitch, fat motherfucker”. There was no proof, though. The infidelity remains either fictive or between a dead man, Faith Evans, & (potentially) God. Here, though, we actually see Fifty in flagrante delicto with Ross’s “bitch”. There is no denying it. Yet, now, neither will die. (Knocking wood.) Meanwhile, ‘Pac & Biggie possibly died for a lie.