Mackenzee Pierce‘s Myspace page says she’s only moments away from going to Disneyland and “getting fucked up legally!!!!” and her mood is Jubilant. If you hadn’t guessed, she turns 21 today.
Aside from the possibility that the kind of up she is talking about getting fucked might not be legal at any age, I have to question the wisdom of putting up a picture of yourself and announcing the day you will be both fucked up and at Disneyland. It seems like a prime way to make sure the Moustapo has its eye peeled for you.
Maybe it is just that I am old and no longer understand the thrills to be had by thumbing one’s nose at the Man. Still, happy birthday, Mackenzee—I hope your “small world” doesn’t turn out to be a holding cell beneath the Haunted Mansion.
Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database