March 6, 2009 | 9 Comments

"Scrubs – A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A Comparison

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonAfter the success of “The Office – A XXX Parody,” New Sensations decided to transform another hit TV show into a porn: “Scrubs – A XXX Parody” will be hitting the shelves in a few months.

And not only have they announced the production—they’ve also announced the cast list. So how do the pornstars match up to their mainstream doppelgangers?

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonScrubs: Dr. Elliot Reid (Sarah Chalke)
XXX Scrubs: Ellie (Ashlynn Brooke)

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonScrubs: Nurse Carla Espinosa (Judy Reyes)
XXX Scrubs: Marla (Thea Marie)

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonScrubs: Dr. John Michael “J.D.” Dorian (Zach Braff)
XXX Scrubs: DJ (James Deen)

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonScrubs: Dr. Christopher “Chris” Duncan Turk (Donald Faison)
XXX Scrubs: Dirk (Shane Diesel)

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonScrubs:Dr. Percival “Perry” Ulysses Cox (John C. McGinley)
XXX Scrubs: Larry (Jack Lawrence)

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonScrubs: The Janitor (Neil Flynn)
XXX Scrubs: The Janitor (Ralph Long)

Of course, “Scrubs” is a rather male-heavy show… and porn tends to be a lady-heavy enterprise (even when it’s not a heavy lady enterprise). So what’s an enterprising porn company to do? Why, just make up a bunch of female characters—or change men on the show into women! The following pornstresses listed on the cast list could not be automatically identified as having “Scrubs” counterparts:

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonTina (Joanna Angel)

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonVicki (Alexis Texas)

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonJayden (Tori Black)

"Scrubs - A XXX Parody" Vs. "Scrubs": A ComparisonShelly (Missy Stone)

But hey… all’s well that ends in orgasm, right?

· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
· Hospital Orgy via NS Honeys (nshoneys.com)

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  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    Hey, with Scrubs you can always just add females as patients. But it would have nice to have a counterpart to Jordan (Christa Miller). Mainly because I’ve been lusting after that chick since the Drew Carey show.

    And maybe Laverne, you know, just to add a little flava.

  • Anonymous

    So… I’m actually really looking forward to this one. The other “Not… XXX” parodies were before my time… but I can relate to this one because of where I am every Tuesday night. (That place being glued to the TV set waiting for Scrubs to be on.)

  • Anonymous

    Oh. My. God.

    I might actually have to watch this one! Seems to me like they’re finally targeting some of us younger ones who don’t have the nostalgia for 70′s sitcoms.

    Aside from Ralph Long being too young and sweet looking as the Janitor, all the casting looks good (‘specially James Deen . . . genius!). But where is Bob Kelso (in a non-sex role, of course)?

    I’m so excited! Please don’t screw it up, New Sensations!

  • bdve

    Is it Bi? If you watch Scrubs you can’t deny it really oughta be Bi.

  • MindTricked

    Although I cringed at yet another “Not… XXX” parody… I want to see this. I love the show, and the porn cast is pretty-damn nice (also nice to see Shane Diesel in a more mainstream title). Deen is nigh-perfect casting, and wow – even his nom-de-porn matches his target’s character name. That’s just wonderful, haha.

  • Anonymous

    Scrubs is such pure win. Hopefully they’ll reunite Tuner and Hooch in this movie (Hooch is crazy!). Alexis Texas could pull off Kim, Elizabeth Banks’s character… well, sort of. Sadly no casting for Ted either – he deserves his day in the sun, particularly after finding Gooch (maybe Joanna Angel?)…

  • Anonymous

    I’m disappointed a bit the person they got to play Carla, her boobs are actually smaller than the actual Carla but as long as Ashlynn says frick and bajingo during the sex scenes, I guess I can’t complain

    also, I hope to God that How I Met You Mother is the next porn parody after this, it would legen…wait for it…dary

  • Anonymous

    I’ve always thought Cherry Jul and Sarah Chalke could be sisters.
    There’s a missed opportunity.

  • Anonymous

    xxx jayden = scrubs jordan

    I think that’s as close to what she will be. on the xxx they do they are exes.