March 2, 2009 | 5 Comments

Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off

We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word.

Now aside from the obvious (like, uh, does that really work?), we have a few questions about this little video. Firstly: who made it? Barring the possibility that it was put together in liberal Europe, there’s pretty much no way that this is officially endorsed by Pop Rocks—and if it’s not a real commercial, who would put the time and effort into producing that? And what did they shoot into that poor girl’s eye?

And, more importantly: in an age of such rampant YouTube takedowns, how is this video still up? (Oh, and don’t worry—on the chance that our post causes it to get taken down, we’ve totally got a copy saved.)

· Pop Rocks, That Really Rock!!! (youtube.com, thanks slimhope!)

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  • Anonymous

    And, even more importantly, is Pop Rocks and a BJ combo worth trying?

  • Guest

    “and if it’s not a real commercial, who would put the time and effort into producing that?”

    I dunno, a couple of students in the USC Film School, perhaps? [www.youtube.com] (user profile)

  • BeautifulAgony

    For eating pussy it’s a pretty amazing sensation, if you don’t mind having sticky sweet sugary bits on your pussy after… but who minds that? I’ve never tried it for giving a blowjob.

    Sprinkle the pop rocks directly on your (or her) already-wet pussy, and then press the tongue firmly against the area covered and enjoy the fizzy sensation, just be careful not to grind or swirl too much at first or the crysally sugary bits could cause some discomfort to those with more sensitive skin. I found that some nice flat tongue lapping, combined with good old-fashioned clit sucking worked best to get the most pop-rocky fizzing while also getting good oral sensation. Make sure to get it nice and wet with saliva to have the most popping effect. Considering you’ve got delicious candy combined with a delicious, juicy pussy, you should have no problem in the drool department, IMHO.

    It’s not the ultimate orgasm, but it’s lots of fun to try, and a little food or candy is always welcome for oral play. :)

  • Anonymous

    Definitely has a Bangbros. feel to it at the end. Not that these two USC film students aren’t just big fanboys.

  • Anonymous

    Marital Aid Test Kitchen time!!!