March 2, 2009 | 6 Comments

Stoya Reviews The XBox Vibrator Massager

Stoya Reviews The XBox Vibrator MassagerWe’re so in love with Stoya, we could happily watch her do just about anything—even review a videogame. Okay, it helps that the “videogame” is Rumble Massage, which turns your XBox controller into a “massager.”

Granted, it would have been nice to see Stoya give a more “hands on” review of the product… but what do you expect from G4? Hardcore porn?



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· Stoya Reviews ‘Rumble Massage’ (g4tv.com)

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  • JStuder

    They should have her help with the Gadget Pron portions of AOTS. That or just some more reviews of sexy stuff. I’d watch those for sure.

  • Anonymous

    God she’s toooo adorable!

    And that’s the most meaningless game ever.
    Seriously, XBox controller massager?

  • Ecks

    Shouldn’t this be on kotaku?

  • Anonymous

    she needs to be a regular on something other than porn, people would watch her, that and there is a wii-brator homebrew app for the wii if you see where I’m going

  • StratfordX

    man, I hate g4. Who the fuck produced this?
    the app(it’s silly to call it a game) is like 2 bucks, and why is she using a wired controller?

    Yo, this microsoft shit is old. “I’d totally fuck this video game if steve jobs made it, but since it’s microsoft no way.”

    that broke my heart a little. Tech partisanship seems beneath Stoya.

  • Anonymous

    Lux, I just want to say thank you for bringing this to my attention.

    You are loved.