February 26, 2009 | 2 Comments

PETA Wants You To See Your Neighbors Naked

We used to think that PETA’s sole mission was to get celebrities the world over to get naked in the name of animal welfare. But it seems that’s not all there is to PETA.

No, PETA is also interested in getting ordinary people to get sexied up, too; as evidenced by their latest publicity stunt: a “Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door” contest. You—yes, you—have the chance to vote for your favoritest sexy vegetarians, who will face off against one another in a four round, bracket-style competition, until only two champions (one male, one female) remain.

We had our doubts about the whole thing, but after looking through the contestants, we have to say that there are a few lookers in the mix—and, even better, more than a few who aren’t afraid to show a little skin. Think there’s any chance that they’ll shed more garments as they advance through the rounds? Come on, it’d be good for PETA’s image.

· Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door 2009 (peta.org)

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Author:Lux Alptraum

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  • Anonymous

    I love some of the statements, vegetarian animals, I hate to tell these idiots that felines are carnivores only in the wild and dogs derive 80% of their diet from meat in the wild. The body builder who claims to be vegan, protein only comes meat products, protein is used to build muscle, maybe he should look at how powdered protein products are produced, animal byproducts included. While I may be against cruelty to animals, I acknowledge that I am an omnivore, therefore I select from whom I buy meat, just don’t buy from factory producers, in fact improve your carbon footprint and buy locally grown meat from small farms and say no to the large factory operations, where 98% of the cruelty happens.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    Obviously, I will not be seeing any of my neighbours in this contest; ‘Sconsinites love to eat (& quite a bit more than just plants). I might find a few out-of-state transplants &/or native-born ‘Sconny folk (outstaters who move to the MKE equally to denigrate its “small-towniness” while using its post* East-side as a springboard… maybe), but I really don’t care to see those sceneastas naked. Or clothed. Or in anyway party to my existence.

    *May not actually be posh.