What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Retronyms Edition

What do Hairy Pussies and Coca Cola Classic have in common? They’re both retronyms: names created when the original word was no longer descriptive enough. Forgive me, Dr. Lederer.

There was a time when all pussies were hairy. Who would think of shaving them? And once upon a time Coca Cola was just that, until the famous Formula changed, the public bawked, and the original version had to be brought back and renamed Coca Cola Classic.

But now that even your mom shaves her parts, we need titles like “Hairy Pussy P.O.V.” to let us know that we are about to witness some kind of freakshow.

Fleshbot readers, be like unto last week’s happy few and tell us what this movie might have been called had it been released in 1984.

· Richard Lederer (verbivore.com)
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  • Anonymous

    It still unnerves me that that’s considered hairy at this point. That’s a thinnish patch if anything

  • hodayathink is walking in the glow of love

    People Fucking.

  • user67

    Click Click Ahh Hair Pie Thank you very much

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    The Incredibly Close-Cropped Pussy P.O.V.

    …and instead of a razor with the “no” bar across it, there’d be a photo of Sgt. Slaughter holding some big-ass hair clippers. U-S-A! U-S-A!

  • MalzyWheels

    Given the quality of the pubic hair, one guess would be “POV on the Orient Express.” But a really retro, ’84ish, title would be “Getting Down With The Valley Girls (Like, Oh My God, Muffy!).” Square Pegs Ruled!

    And I do not want to know if my mother shaves down there, thank you very much!

  • Anonymous

    I think 2009 needs branding help here more than 1984 did (well, ok, but at least we can still change 09?)

    unshaved?

  • Anonymous

    The Natural

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    The Thighs Have It

  • Prof_Derzshowitz

    Sperms of Endearment

  • 1000101 is not a number. He’s a free man!

    Taking Derzshowitz’ cue…

    Kramer vs. Cummer