Nadya “Octomom” Suleman: Vivid’s Next Star?

Earlier this morning, we expressed our doubts about TMZ’s claim that Nadya “Octomom” Suleman had actually received an offer from Vivid. Well, we stand corrected: we’ve now seen the press release ourselves.

HAS OCTOMOM’S LUCK CHANGED FOR THE BETTER?

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT OFFERS MOTHER OF OCTUPLETS UP TO $1-MILLION PLUS HEALTH INSURANCE TO MAKE A MOVIE

LOS ANGELES – (February 25, 2009) – Nadya Suleman, the controversial mom who made history after giving birth to octuplets, is being offered a deal of up to $1-million plus a year of health insurance for her family to make a movie with Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company.

“Nadya obviously needs income to assure that her children are secure so we are offering her up to $1-million to act in one movie,” said Steven Hirsch co-chairman of Vivid. “We’ve had many single mothers work with us over the years and their income from Vivid has been very important to them. We would schedule production so that the movie could be shot in less than one week.”

According to recent reports Nadya’s PR agency has stopped representing her, a book agent decided not to handle her story and she’s being derided by ordinary citizens who say that taxpayers will wind up paying her hospital tab and future expenses.

“There is a tremendous amount of interest in Nadya and we can help her capitalize on that interest and put some real cash in her bank account,” said Mr. Hirsch. As with our Vivid Girls, she would have her choice of partners, including ‘Octodad.’”

Mr. Hirsch said a movie staring Nadya would be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint. Vivid-Celeb has released titles starring Pamela Anderson, Kim Kardashian and most recently, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, who chose the studio to make her transition from NBC daytime star to hardcore porn star with “Faithless,” which has become a top seller since its debut on February 4th.

We’re still a bit baffled as to why Vivid is going this route: as we mentioned before, Nadya doesn’t really fit the classic Vivid Girl image—and stunts like this have usually been the domain of other companies. But hey: with the economy in the toilet, and piracy threatening to take down the adult industry, maybe a porn video of fourteen-time MILF really is the only thing we can believe in.

UPDATE: We’ve gotten word of what the proposed film is about.

UPDATE: And… she said no. Well, that was fun—same time next year?

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  • AliceDoll

    Wow…this is a new low for them.

  • drunkexpatwriter

    “Holy mother of all that’s unholy, Batman!”

    “What’s happening, Robin, has the Riddler escaped?”

    “No, Batman, it’s a terror even worse than that!”

    “Has The Penguin stolen all of the mayor’s viagra? Is The Joker sneaking healthy food into the city’s hot dog carts?”

    “Batman, it’s a terror even I can’t comprehend! I think it could be the End of Days!”

    “Tell me, Boy Wonder, so we can help stop this menace whatever it is!”

    “Vivid Entertainment, one of the largest adult video companies, has offered your evil nemesis Octomom $1 million to be in a porn movie!”

    “Holy hole I don’t want to see, Robin. We must stop her before it’s too late!”

    Will the evil Octomom sign the contract? Will millions of unsuspecting porn consumers end up seeing the vagina that has terrified the land? Will Batman and Robin confess their forbidden love for each other?

    Turn in tomorrow. Same Bat Time. Same Bat Channel.

  • sullynick

    She should do it.

  • Anonymous

    The biggest question is- will she do it? I cannot BEGIN to imagine the scorn she would receive from people who already hate her . . .

  • MalzyWheels

    Ahhhh…Vivid’s doing this to secure the financial well being of the children…ahhhhh.

  • choptop

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  • MR. VERICOSE

    Wow!!!!! this is absolute insanity!!!!
    those guys have some real balls making this offer!!!!
    this is seriously mind-blowing!
    a major step into the future.

    i hope she does it!
    it would be the most controversial thing yet to partake in american history!!!!!

  • MR. VERICOSE

    p.s. she’s totally gonna do it.

  • BeautifulAgony

    DO NOT WANT.

    This woman deserves NOTHING. She should have the kids taken away from her (for their own well being), since she obviously is mentally unstable and incapable of making rational decisions. I’m thoroughly glad that nobody has given her anything thus far, so as not to reinforce her sense of entitlement or justify her poor critical thinking skills.

    Shame on Vivid. I respected them up until now. Even as a publicity stunt, this just makes them look pathetic and desperate.

  • JrsyDevil’s Advocate®

    Ugh.. I just threw up a little in my mouth.

    Someone needs to tell her it’s a vagina and not a clown car…

    And also tell her no amount of plastic surgery will ever make her look like Angelina..

  • Anonymous

    I’d imagine that octuplets would still be needing a bit of time to… um… heal….

  • Anonymous

    I guess they want to sell her as SuperMILF.

    And Vivid, please stop giving this woman attention.