February 23, 2009 | 2 Comments

Girls, Jumping, Trampolines: Our Lives Are Now Complete

In the beginning, the Lord created girls… and then he created trampolines for them to jump on. (That’s how it goes, right?) Today we’re celebrating this holiest of creations with a video tribute.

Feel free to worship along with us, by viewing these videos, or adding in a tribute of your own. Let us all join together in worshipful silence as we appreciate the glory that is girls on trampolines.

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  • whitekidinflatbush

    This makes me miss “The Man Show” in the Kimmel/Corolla days, with ads promising girls on trampolines.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t forget that scene from “The Big Lebowski.” You know, that beach party in Malibu? Well, I guess that wasn’t technically a trampoline, but still: boobies.