Digital Playground Helps Us Achieve Nurse-vana

Hey, everyone. What do you think about nurses? What about Digital Playground? How about a nurse movie starring Jesse Jane®, Stoya™, Katsuni, Riley Steele™, Gabriella Fox™, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lenee, Shyla Stylez, & Jenna Haze?

It’s just the latest offering in Digital Playground’s vocation themed series, which has covered “Cheerleaders” and “Babysitters” so far. No word yet as to whether “Taxidermists,” “Dental Hygienists,” and girls who specialize in “Home Gun Repair” will eventually make the list.

If you only plan on buying one movie this year, let us know, because we’re going to have to file for unemployment soon (we don’t advise it). That being said, this movie could hold our attention for months on end, just from the cast alone. It makes for a great porno movie—which is good, because, in all honesty, as a viable health care training instructional video, this thing is just awful.

We’re not sure where these, uh-hum, “ladies” received their “accreditation” but we have to tell them that they’re doing this all wrong. First of all, these guys don’t need hot, sweaty, heart pumping, acrobatic sex from mindblowingly hot morally uninhibited fuck puppets! Okay? They’re sick! They need rest—not ball draining, soul quenching, full release! What the hell, right? How are they ever going to get better if these self absorbed nymphomaniacs keep screwing all the bodily fluids out of them?

But all jokes aside, this movie, like so much of what they do over there at Digital Playground, is simply masterful. For those of you who think we show DP a lot of love, movies like this vindicate our encomium—with room to spare. So stop hating and enjoy the plethora of amazing sample pictures… and then go buy this movie in regular DVD or on Blu-Ray.

The wait is over. “Nurses” releases this week from Digital Playground.

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  • Snowbunny

    Awesome review. Awesome. And I want to buy this just so I can figure out with Jesse Jane is doing in the background up there.

  • explodey

    Even in the silliest of nurse hats, Stoya looks absolutely delicious!

  • MindTricked

    I hope someone on the set exclaimed “Helloooooooooooo Nurse!!!!” at least once. Otherwise… I would weep for lost opportunity.

  • MindTricked

    No no no… “Not Duck Tales XXX” – after that, the pillage will be done.

    I think “Not a Different World XXX” would be awesome.