This Week In Failed Upskirts: The (Fake) Ballroom Dancing Pussy Exposure

This Week In Failed Upskirts: The (Fake) Ballroom Dancing Pussy ExposureWe regret to inform you that the rest of the world still doesn’t know what a vagina looks like. First there was Juliana Margulies’s “vagina”, and now we have this ballroom dancing “crotch slip.”

We’ve never really agreed with those people who claim that Barbie has ruined America… until now. Clearly, only someone who actually believes that women resemble America’s favorite doll down there would genuinely believe that this is a picture of a woman’s vagina. The rest of us can just sigh, shake our heads, and comment on what a nice pantyhose shot that is.

· Ballroom Dancing, Now With 90% More Crotch Exposure (deadspin.com)

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  • BeautifulAgony

    Wow, Lux… it’s pretty sad when people freak out over something like this. I’m seriously thinking of making panties with a vagina silkscreened onto the front.

  • CharlesOryx

    I just find it all stupid that they’re dancing the Tango (I’m assuming by the music) which is about passion and romance, yet what planet are people from that passion does not equal the imagery of hot sex (which leads to ohmigod, nudity). Just me rambling of course.

  • Come a little Miroslav Klose You’re My Kind of Man

    I don’t think the implication was that our dancer had achieved the rank of Subcomandanta — clearly, she was wearing underpants — rather just that PBS featured a shot of an undefensed (by dress or pants) crotch.